so i'm having the freakiest television experience right about now.

I think that because the wind is acting up, that um, wtf, the tv's sound is acting as though it's been injected with testosterone. And I mean massive injections of the stuff because um, the weather lady sounds like she's a linebacker of an all male football team. Men sound like Vogons. Women sound like Vogons. It kind of sounds like some random scrambled serial killer who uses cell phones to lure people or threaten people. GAHHH. And my mom is on the sofa completely out of it and missing this.

WTF?